Really make me laugh out loud
This post will be one part sincere apology, and one part invitation. The first portion, the part where I extend an apology for my general distemper and impatience with anyone and everyone will be short. That was it, so savor it.
The second part of will offer an invitation to make me laugh... really laugh. I want to laugh out loud. I want to laugh so loud that my girlfriend has to stop her millionth ****ing Sudoku puzzle mid-numeral and come find out what has just caused the rarest of all my life events: laughter (which is ironic since I have successfully toured a stand-up comedy act in my lifetime).
But back to the point; I want you to really make me laugh out loud. I'm going to start with an example, which is below. This was enough to make me laugh, and laugh out loud. Feed me more like it, and I could be a tame as a Lion that's just ate its fill.
You'll know if your post has made me laugh, because it will still be here. All of the other tripe will be deleted the moment I finish yawning.
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