Really make me laugh out loud

[Olin Coles]

This post will be one part sincere apology, and one part invitation. The first portion, the part where I extend an apology for my general distemper and impatience with anyone and everyone will be short. That was it, so savor it.

The second part of will offer an invitation to make me laugh... really laugh. I want to laugh out loud. I want to laugh so loud that my girlfriend has to stop her millionth ****ing Sudoku puzzle mid-numeral and come find out what has just caused the rarest of all my life events: laughter (which is ironic since I have successfully toured a stand-up comedy act in my lifetime).

But back to the point; I want you to really make me laugh out loud. I'm going to start with an example, which is below. This was enough to make me laugh, and laugh out loud. Feed me more like it, and I could be a tame as a Lion that's just ate its fill.

You'll know if your post has made me laugh, because it will still be here. All of the other tripe will be deleted the moment I finish yawning.

[Olin Coles]

Semi off topic but this guy is hilarious > http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2633-Zero-Punctuation-Clive-Barker-s-Jericho

This is a perfect example of what I'm after. Get 'er posted...

[cesium]

how about some funny pics? even tho they're old, theyre still funny :p
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8151/wtfh4xzf7.jpg

[DarkElfa]

Try this one, it made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U&eurl=http://www.fpsbanana.com/studios/517?posts_page=7&qpost=3523146

[Olin Coles]

Try this one, it made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U&eurl=http://www.fpsbanana.com/studios/517?posts_page=7&qpost=3523146

It wasn't the song that made me laugh, because that was from the Team America movie. It was the idea of Captain America as a super hero. I mean, come on, Captain America? He has no powers, and carries a shield. Essentially, is best offense is a (hopefully) strong defense.

[Daryl Greene]

Captain America also had super strength and agility. If you know anything about comic hero's (heros?), he was the subject of a super soldier experiment during WW2.

[DarkElfa]

Sure, but he isn't like Superman or anything, he just has advanced human powers.

Try this one on, it always made me laugh out loud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1iTwTdHx7I&eurl=http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html

Follow it up with this, it makes it worth it. ;)

http://www.sequentialpictures.com/starwars3/SWE3_Bloopers.mov

[Olin Coles]

The Star Wars III: A Lost Hope short movie was pretty funny... thanks!

I refuse to install QuickTime or its alternatives, so I can't watch the second one.

[Olin Coles]

Ok... this one keeps me laughing every time. Of course, being a Network Administrator, I completely understand the situation... but you might not.

http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

[.:Cyb3rGlitch:.]

I refuse to install QuickTime or its alternatives, so I can't watch the second one.

Convert the video then.

[Olin Coles]

Convert the video then.

I keep myself occupied with other things; so I don't really invest too much time in the unproductive.

[DarkElfa]

Ok, the website thing you posted made me crack up pretty well.

http://www.snotr.com/video/1450

Try that one, I rolled over on me.

[Mauddib]

Hmmm This I can handle...

But you might not like what you see.

Lets start off .. light and fluffy.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3958/1204711455657ru9.gif

[Olin Coles]

Thanks. That's pretty funny... to start with. Let's see what else you've got!

[Mauddib]

K trying but the internet is failing hard right now, especially image hosting sites..

Here watch this movie in the mean time.. Its a Gem...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670&ei=kyjZSMGlLofA-wHB8My7Ag&q=Fear+of+Girls

http://bayimg.com/naLfHAaba

[DarkElfa]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OFRzjl7XYas
Try that one.

[Mauddib]

This one is worthy to view...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0l7p-5QnPvM

Scare vids are usually worth a chuckle...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhucVsq9CE&feature=related


This guy must of been wasted to not wake up...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uT1ajLbeR7U&feature=related

Ever have this happen to you?

http://www.break.com/the-life-and-times-of-tim/tim-doctor.html

[Olin Coles]

OK- that guy that was set asail... that's funny.

[mike11]

The Culinary Masters that do sumptuous battle in Kitchen Stadium I present the Iron Chefs.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7796/bf39da0a6115505e2e0ffa0ms0.jpg

[Olin Coles]

I need something seriously funny tonight. OCZ Sent me a faulty Vertex SSD that has wreaked havok on my test system, removing the book sector from other disks and somehow screwing up the Apex SSD. One of the drives had all of my test results from the past two weeks.

Today has not been very much fun.

[XJnine]

Happy and Sad
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at
the same time."

She said, "You have a bigger **** than all of your friends."

[Olin Coles]

Nice... that was good for a laugh.

[mike11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ&feature=dir

From the front desks of The Onion News Network.

[Olin Coles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ&feature=dir

From the front desks of The Onion News Network.

I actually had that video posted in my Facebook profile... very funny.

[mike11]

In honor of the release of a new Street Fighter
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6259/1235236431944.jpg


http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=city+hunter&emb=0&aq=-1&oq=city+hunt#
Jackie Chan, Ming Na, Kristen Kreuk. When the new Street Fighter movie comes out people can begin debating about their favorite live action Chun Li the same way they do now about live action Batmans, but not to the extent of Bonds.

[Olin Coles]

In honor of the release of a new Street Fighter
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=city+hunter&emb=0&aq=-1&oq=city+hunt#
Jackie Chan, Ming Na, Kristen Kreuk. When the new Street Fighter movie comes out people can begin debating about their favorite live action Chun Li the same way they do now about live action Batmans, but not to the extent of Bonds.

Okay, I will admit, I got sucked in and watched the whole thing. That was actually pretty funny, but in a three legged cat sort of way.

[mike11]

Wonderful. The special moves were very well done.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1876/1235248572744.jpg

[XJnine]

I chuckled.

[mike11]

Victor Borge Ladies and Gentlemen

Inflationary Language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY6kElOYcd8

Phonetic Pronunciation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4qii8S3gw

[mike11]

A handful of ytmnds. They're kinda like fun size candy bars. Not quite a full joke but just enough to get stuck in between your teeth.

http://ncfmb.ytmnd.com/
http://schoolingharry.ytmnd.com/
http://biggiebat.ytmnd.com/
http://shatteredbrad.ytmnd.com/
http://surpriseparty.ytmnd.com/
http://speakfriendenter.ytmnd.com/
http://olympicsareover.ytmnd.com/
http://johncusackmakesasandwich.ytmnd.com/
http://miltrix.ytmnd.com/
http://ashmetroid.ytmnd.com/
http://fiend.ytmnd.com/
http://ufcevent.ytmnd.com/
http://wrong-mine-track.ytmnd.com/
http://wickedlot.ytmnd.com/
http://staysafe.ytmnd.com/
http://vancation.ytmnd.com/
http://suggestions.ytmnd.com/
http://thekingofbarqs.ytmnd.com/
http://nicholasaurus.ytmnd.com/
http://scarletnic.ytmnd.com/

[Olin Coles]

Oh shit, I just had dinner and 3/3 bottle of wine... this should be good.

[Z3R0]

MY WIFES COUSIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ziBfqdD69w

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LOL

[mike11]

"**** Cheny ain't he.....the sexiest man alive?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggecq52sbR0

"Abstain with me"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPClWkEdES8&feature=channel_page

[Olin Coles]

MY WIFES COUSIN

Is he really you're cousin-in-law? Where does he do his stand-up at? This guys got a lot good material.

Oh- and I just caught that "with and without Flash" post, and got a sudden chuckle.

[mike11]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=failblog&view=videos

A youtube channel dedicated to the most universal of human experiences. Failure.

Some clips are comedy sketches but most are surveillance camera footage, home footage or news clips.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=failblog&view=videos
This was great.

[mike11]

It seems Thermalright has a new marketing strategy, either that or they have changed industries altogether.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8994/thermalrightsearchresul.jpg (http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thermalrightsearchresul.jpg)

[XJnine]

Hahaha! Nice one. I just did a thermalright search to check it out and it's still there. Doh!

[Olin Coles]

**** Thermalright. Those lousy paid-review *******s deserve every bit of negative press they get.

[mike11]

In recent events President Obama entertained British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. He celebrated the occasion with two traditions founded in America, Indian giving and Hollywood.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/4942005/Barack-Obama-thanks-Gordon-Brown-for-very-productive-visit-to-Washington.html

[mike11]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=kirby1&view=videos

I recommend Progress Bars, Fag Bombs, and Protecting and Maintaining Your Heterosexual House of Cards.

[RagingShadow07]

Saw this on AOL. Made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHIMqV5jhY

[Olin Coles]

Well, at least he stopped and took notice. Our last president just sat there looking dumb when he was told a plane had crashed into the World Trade Center.

[Servando Silva]

Just found this thread. I have been under some hard pressure this last 2 weeks being the end of college period. I just had electro-acoustics, Networks, state space, micro-controllers tests. Tomorrow is my last Digital Signal Processing and I´ve been solving every math equation I find in books.

I just needed a break before tomorrow and found this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1dxNsjYeIs
This really made my day. Kinda makes my stress go away. Now, keep studying again.

[Steven Iglesias-Hearst]

Thankyou for digging this thread up Servando, I would have never found it otherwise, anyway... I have so much content that makes me lol but i'm kinda childish when it comes to humor so I wont clutter this thread with it, this is my offering (more mature) ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzGHO0bukY

and my 2 favorite fail blog vids

Capoeira fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGaYovY2oGg&feature=PlayList&p=BD102BE082D0F525&index=23)

Journalism fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GrTdHT0nYE&ytsession=X0uV_ReA9GDDgRHVM2-BHCiqrZ8OtHqiQtyekWsGLJg5kIVFFNwngkTrHglh3KJEaTfeW KWKtzwBxhYV1KxtTZ2HAQ7A4t_Ggcsr_kTDJlcDNR2jj6-HnCUKNFn3gWxTlLlYGsz1ycLajijRQyAXKh0Z8y8Tp2bcbi-AQWXUYosog-dgzK77BESvVb3hikdWTJFMNt-v8_XNAn7bzmD_0QdnoEeoZvvUZVKydzcuBTvWc1DpclSa8Aynw VM0DYt4KOjX9zCp6xsTB6W3eXrLIoDQYsf9c1Gq7cvoccB7-PNlFAPOpu7zls_a75wv0kTPPafwoLiKQuCm5j9_43oP__dhmGD _cfFOC_MHm7txamnLKi_k6pTcFfCeI7K2t6Ci)

[Servando Silva]

The next news really made my day. It´s Friday night and I´m working and studing for tomorrow exams :(
Newegg Ships Counterfeit Intel Core i7 920 CPUs (http://www.hardwarecanucks.com/news/web-business/newegg-ships-counterfeit-core-i7-920-cpus/)

[Sarcasm Mode]
I want that heatsink. It´s very original and the epoxy material is a heat super-conductor.
[/Sarcasm Mode]

[Olin Coles]

The next news really made my day. It´s Friday night and I´m working and studing for tomorrow exams :(
Newegg Ships Counterfeit Intel Core i7 920 CPUs (http://www.hardwarecanucks.com/news/web-business/newegg-ships-counterfeit-core-i7-920-cpus/)

[Sarcasm Mode]
I want that heatsink. It´s very original and the epoxy material is a heat super-conductor.
[/Sarcasm Mode]

OMFG! Crude doesn't begin to describe the counterfeit's! I can't believe they ever made it into NewEgg inventory looking like that.

[XJnine]

I wonder how well it overclocks... ;-)

[Steven Iglesias-Hearst]

The mouse - mouse (http://hackaday.com/2010/03/09/will-this-mouse-get-me-kicked-out-of-the-coffee-shop/) :p that's the only clue you're gonna need.

[Olin Coles]

The mouse - mouse (http://hackaday.com/2010/03/09/will-this-mouse-get-me-kicked-out-of-the-coffee-shop/) :p that's the only clue you're gonna need.

That's not funny at all... that's gross!

[RagingShadow07]

Ha! A mouse mouse! ...although it's a bit disturbing where the cable is going into...

Saw this a while back and laughed, since it's semi-true.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2psk3ys.jpg

[Steven Iglesias-Hearst]

I just found this from a post on Hack a Day, Real or Fake? Either way it made me lol to see how fast his eyelids move.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Uef17zOCDb8

[RagingShadow07]

I just found this from a post on Hack a Day, Real or Fake? Either way it made me lol to see how fast his eyelids move.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Uef17zOCDb8

Personally, for me, the point where I broke out laughing at that was when I saw the second reader comment on the original Engadget link. (http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/15/man-discovers-glasses-free-3d-tech-in-the-blink-of-an-eye-video) I'm glad another 2,095+ people agree with me :D

[Servando Silva]

Hello Benchmark Reviews!
It's been some time since my last post. I just want to wish you a very good new year and I hope you've enjoyed your Christmas with Family/Friends.

Best Regards to Olin, Bruce, David, Hank, Steven, Dan, Joey, Austin & the new staff members (since I stopped writing at BmR).

And since this thread is about laughing, here's my contribution for this new years eve:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A&feature=player_embedded

Take Care.
B.R.: Servando S.

[Olin Coles]

Thank you Servando! I hope you enjoyed a nice relaxing holiday break, and that ASUS isn't working you too hard.

[Servando Silva]

Thanks Olin!
No holidays from ASUS here in Mexico. Bad luck since Christmas and new year arrived on weekends.

[Doug Dallam]

http://www.dwdallam.com/shared/thank%20you%20for%20this%20food.jpg

[Steven Iglesias-Hearst]

http://i2.sqi.sh/s_3/d6x/l_2331678_700b_v1.jpg